Kate and I didn't work out because we were just kids.
Angie and I didn't work out because I couldn't give her things she needed.
Taylor and I didn't work out because I was too slow for her.
Amy and I didn't work out because I couldn't be there for her.
It's an odd feeling dating Lisa. She strongly reminds me of her sister, who is the closest thing to a sister of my own that I have. This sort of makes things uncomfortable. She strongly reminds me of Amy, who is the most recent "one that got away". This sort of makes things awkward, because I have to ask if I'm just trying to date Amy by proxy.
I like her a lot. I do hope I can make something of this.
About Me
- JJLW
- About Me: I'm John. Most of my friends call me Jack. I like to sleep, though I rarely do. I'm strangely attracted to women that remind me of Marla Singer. I thankfully actually date women who are a lot healthier, in body if not soul. I'm divorced. I'm a single parent. I'm either childlike or immature, depending on the person you ask. I used to be a hopeless pessimist about love. I then became a hopeless romantic about love. I'm currently a hopeless loser so far as romance is concerned. I'm taller than you, and that makes me a better person overall. I watch cartoons, I read Harry Potter, Dean Koontz, and comic books, and I can beat you up if you tease me about it. I'm a progressive masculist, but I like to feign misogyny from time to time. If you're a woman from age 20-40, even halfway attractive and fairly intelligent, I will probably want to jump your bones. I decide what is attractive and intelligent, though, so don't get your hopes up, if you're into fugly, dumb fellows such as myself. My goal in life is to become the trophy husband of some rich older woman. But I guess I'd probably be more like a participation ribbon.
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