Boredom relief

One-word responses

1. Where is your cell phone? Dunno
2. Your significant other? Jack
3. Your hair? Unruly.
4. Your favorite thing? Contentment
5. Your dream last night? Married
6. Your favorite drink? Pepper
7. Your dream/goal? Importance
8. What room you are in? Living
9. Your hobby? Gaming
10. Your fear? Loneliness
11. Where do you want to be in 6 years? Elsewhere.
12. Where were you last night? Home
13. Muffins? Blueberry
14. Wish list item? Boots.
15. Where you grew up? Nowhere
16. Last thing you did? Homework
17. What are you wearing? Slacks
18. Your TV? Fancy.
19. Your pets? Several.
20. Friends? Casual.
21. Your life? Stuck.
22. Your mood? Grumpy.
23. Missing someone? Unfortunately.
24. Car? Dead.
25. Something you're not wearing? Shoes.
26. Your favorite store? COAS.
27. Your favorite color? Blue.
28. When is the last time you laughed? Earlier.
29. Last time you cried? December.
30. Who will resend this? James?
31. One place that I go to over and over? School.
32. One person who emails me regularly? Nigerian.
33. Favorite place to eat? Home.
34. Why you participated in this survey? Boredom.
35. What are you doing tonight? Moping.




25 Random Things

1. This past week, I've had three dreams about women I've never met.

2. I may have inadvertently gained a girlfriend this past week.

3. I know that I'm old because game rental prices seem ridiculously high.

4. I'm beginning to realize I'm too old to accomplish very many of the dreams I once had.

5. I don't miss some people I should.

6. I certainly miss people I shouldn't.

7. I regret ever allowing a nude of myself on the internet.

8. I have a severe phobia of eating in public.

9. I am deathly afraid of mice.

10. I have clearly have a thing for older women.

11. I used to be terribly, terribly flexible.

12. When I really thought about it, I figured out that I'm not moving for a better education, but for a larger pool of women.

13. Porn makes me sad.

14. I would sleep with a female professor for a grade, or with a female boss for a promotion, but I tend to think that they'd have to be real hard-up for me to be their target.

15. Current estimates put me at 10-25% homosexuality. I personally estimate my gay-factor to be 15%.

16. I think that The Golden Girls is the best TV show of the 80's.

17. Jack Brooks, Monster Slayer was pretty good for what it was. I would pay double price, however, to see Jack Burton, Monster Slayer in theaters.

18. When my could-be girlfriend asked if I wanted to do anything last night, I told her quite honestly that it was a school night. She should know this, since she teaches there.

19. I haven't spoken to the mother of my son in a month, and I very much doubt if she'll ever speak to me again unless I abandon my principles.

20. I truly think that Sex in the City is at fault for the bitchy, shallow, self-serving attitude of many older (read, 30's+) women these days.

21. I would rather have women be bitchy, shallow, and self-serving than let men walk all over them. Unless of course the man in question is me.

22. When my sister-in-law's sister visits next week, I'm going to put the moves on her. She's 40, but looks as young as the two 30 year olds I've dated recently. If an older woman who pursues younger men is a cougar, what is a younger man who pursues older women?

23. For a 3 week period toward the end of last semester, I thought I might have a future as a writer. I then realized I suck.

24. I sometimes think of leaving to where I want to go, damn the consequences.

25. My son's birth derailed everything I had planned for life. I'm glad.